Infinite Bugs

Do you know someone with 0 bugs in their app?

Probably 0 is being perfect, and perfection does not exist. I will ask again:

Do you know someone running an app where the bug tickets are less than 5% of the total tickets?

Seriously, because I don’t, and I would love to know how they do it.

Typing everything helps with that, we already do that. Also, writing tests, which I should start doing, but still, bugs appear all the time.

It reminds me of that mole game where you have to hit the mole when it appears, but when you hit it, another one appears somewhere else, and you never end.

Unless you throw the game out the window.

I’m not that long in this market, but I have the feeling that bugs are infinite.

I’ve read a couple of times that bugs are part of the journey. You have to co-live with them, and at some point, you can become friends with them or go crazy because they are not going anywhere.

Bugs are like colds, you need them from time to time to realize how great it is to be healthy.

And solving them feels like a hit of dopamine, but oh surprise, you went bald before that dopamine hit you while trying to solve it.

Ok, ok…

Do you have bugs?